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I think having more Saturdays sounds great, and having every day be Saturday sound even better.
I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October. – Charmaine J. Forde

There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. -Nora Roberts.


Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day. – James A. Murphy
Saturdays, big shirts, messy hair, music, & coffee.
It’s not Saturday, it’s Satur-yay!

It’s Saturday. Seriously I don’t want drama today, okay?

Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days. – Charmaine J. Forde
It’s Saturday night…time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.


On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday. – Robert Brault

No work is pending, all the duties done, join the Saturday party, let’s have some fun. Good morning. Happy Saturday.

No weekend, all weakened.
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love. – C.J. Carlyon

The only happy end that I know is the weekend.
The word ‘Saturday’ has the word ‘sat’ in it. Make sure you take time this day to sit and relax.
Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do. —Susan Orlean


On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one. – Lynn Johnston


Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling. -  Unknown



Dear Saturday. I love you big time. - Unknown
It's Saturday. Enjoy the day with the ones you love. Chill and relax! - Unknown

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. - Lyndon B. Johnson


Hello, Saturday. Have a great day. - Unknown




Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you. – Frank Lloyd Wright

I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel. – Audrey Hepburn






Saturday, please stay.
On Saturday we wear Pajamas.
Saturday is for Shopping. (online and in bed)
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.
Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next day.
Woohoo! It’s Saturday, the biggest laundry day of the week.
Saturday afternoons = When relaxation meets opportunity.
Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
It’s Saturday! Let’s crawl under a big blanket and watch movies.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
Saturday Night: I’m off to club bed featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I’m not the one to brag but I totally got out of bed today. Happy Saturday!
Saturday is a day for sleeping and dammit, you will not take that away from me!
Sleeping in on a Saturday always feels like a little bit of heaven.- Carla Kringer
Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and ‘have to’ tasks.- Michael Crews
Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself a lovely day of rest.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. – Anthony Burgess
Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.
Quick someone hit the slow-motion button….we need to extend Saturday for as long as possible! Hurry!




It's not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It's that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-day. -- James A. Murphy
I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday. -- Chip Gaines
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. -- Drew Barrymore


Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. -- Dan Pearce

Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It's unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, but the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale. -- Wataru Watari

Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you. -- Anthony T. Hincks

Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment. -- Anthony T. Hincks


Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week. -- Anthony T. Hincks

Come on, no one works Saturday night! -- Rob Grant

Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night? -- Joss Whedon

Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays. Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing. -- Matt Groening


Worth all your roses and snow / Is the blaze of light on a Saturday night / When the barrows are set in a row. -- Edith Nesbit

And you haven't a penny to spend / But you dream that you've pounds and pounds / And arm in arm with your only friend / You make your Saturday rounds. -- Edith Nesbit


In the market of Clare, so cheery the glare / Of the shops and the booths of the tradespeople there / That I take a delight on a Saturday night / In walking that way and in viewing the sight. -- Eugene Field

Now that you can have coffee delivered my Saturdays have never been the same. – Unknown

Saturday morning is always quick to forgive you for Friday night. – Unknown

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans. – Mike Birbiglia

You survived the week, now enjoy the shizz out of your Saturday. – Unknown

I wake up early on Saturday because I want to, not because my body refuses to let me sleep in. – Unknown

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